Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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