is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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