You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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