oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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