I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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