Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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