fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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