awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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