Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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