Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
nutella sex= disaster
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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