We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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