It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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