party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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