Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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