if you like me you must not know who I am
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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