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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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