We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Bring me that man meat
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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