yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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