You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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