Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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