Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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