Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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