if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
