no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think your dad took our porno
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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