im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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