do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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