i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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