summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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