You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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