This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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