Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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