I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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