I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Watching her eat just hurts me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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