shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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