he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Two words: blizzard sex
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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