We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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