Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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