I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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