Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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