Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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