I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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