You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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