I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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