Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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