i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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