She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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