he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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