I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
