I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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