I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
