U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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