Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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