Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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